Funny
My son saw an advertisement for a KISS concert and I made the comment that KISS had been around when I was his age and even longer than that. He squinted up at me, his face twisted in disbelief. “They’re old guys?”
“Yep . . . really old guys.”
“What are a bunch of old guys gonna sing about? Is their title song going to be Get Off My Lawn?”
One of our neighbors was in the store at the time of this conversation and we laughed at him. Encouraged, he titled the rest of the songs in the album. I wish I was as quick witted as this kid, but since I’m not, I’ll content myself to share his wit:
- Get Off My Lawn
- My Walker’s Broken
- Dentures Really Bite
- Wheelchair Races
- Got a New Hip Today
- Don’t Slap my Bald Spot
- WhipperSnapper Brats
- My Achey Brakey Back
- Turn Down That Radio!
- Don’t Rush Me; I Don’t Walk That Fast
I would totally buy that album. =)
I am totally busting a gut here. What a witty kid!
That is hilarious. You think things like that (“Wow, they’re old and still doing what they do”), but it’s too funny to see it portrayed like this! Thanks for the laugh!
That is the funniest thing I’ve read today. I love it!
That’s hilarious!! I love it! I’d prefer that to the actual KISS album.
They still had drugs at the concerts. Not much has changed except for the drugs. “Buddy. You got a Lipitor?” “No. only baby asprin, but this guy’s probably got some.” “Ya, I’ve got some, but it I don’t know if it’s a good idea to take with Viagra.”